Author Archives: Mr. Mack

About Mr. Mack

At 6'4", 225, I am an imposing physical presence. Thankfully, my time spent with the Dalai Lama taught me to not rely on my extreme physical prowess, the better to let my pure and enlightened soul be the thing that draws people near. And so it is. Please do not let my Mensa membership intimidate you to the point that you do not leave a comment, I accept all viewpoints here, regardless of how poorly thought-out. Lastly, please do not hold me accountable for my Adonis-like looks, especially my piercing eyes, (done up in blueprint blue) as these attributes are an accident of birth, quite possibly a virgin birth. So, welcome, dear visitor, your presence is celebrated!

How To Tarnish Your Brand

I don’t want to violate anyone’s privacy, so…no names. I recently agreed to cover a local tourney for a disc golf site, and a clinic being put on by a local club featuring a well-known pro. The clinic was okay, … Continue reading

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The Last Word On Lost Discs

I panicked when I reached into my bag for my precious Star SL and realized I didn’t have it.   We had been together for quite awhile, and our relationship, though rocky at the onset, had strengthened over time and … Continue reading

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Another Day, Another Gig

My name is Mack Farmer.  I am a chain smoker, a basket case, a huckster.  You can often find me walking the woods of neighborhood parks in my over-priced water-stained shoes, carrying around a bunch of over-priced Frisbees in my … Continue reading

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Disc Tree

Okay, under the new rules for 2011…can anyone tell me which of these discs are considered “in”? H/T:  Ace Runners. Played Seven Oaks on Monday…can’t say I was unhappy with my round, considering I hadn’t touched a disc in three … Continue reading

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REWARD

I am placing a bounty on a disc.  Bring me my white Star SL, (there is no other like it, anywhere) and I will pay a 30 dollar finder’s fee, no questions asked.  Lost on Saturday at Seven Oaks.  She … Continue reading

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Rock Solid Rocks Crocket

Good grief.  Rock Solid shot a 1 under par at Crocket Park in Richmanville, Tn yesterday, beating Me and Travel by 5 strokes.  The boy can putt.  There is nothing else to say about that.

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Updates From The Rectory

Well, I got my first ace.  Okay, I actually got something called a “black ace”, but it is apparently a big deal if my friend T-ravel is to be believed.  Hit the basket from tee box I did, only, it … Continue reading

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